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Quips

"Chlorine is my perfume."

~Author Unknown

"It's a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim."

~Author Unknown

"Not all athletes wear tennis shoes."

~Author Unknown

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
~Steven Wright

"Seventy-five percent of our planet is water — can you swim?"

~Author Unknown

"What goes around comes around, just like a flip turn."

~Author Unknown

"Seven days of no swimming makes one weak."

~Author Unknown

"When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world."

~Author Unknown

"If you have a lane, you have a chance."

~Author Unknown

"Oxygen is overrated."

~Author Unknown

"Swimming - what real men do while boys play football."

~Author Unknown

"Chlorine: the breakfast of champions!"

~Author Unknown

"I simply can't understand Why swimsuits are in such demand

They're soggy and damp, Bind like a clamp,

And hold about three pounds of sand!"

~D.R. Benson

"I can't fly, but swimming is the next best thing.... The water is my sky."

~Author Unknown

"Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement."

~Paul Tsongas

"It's been told that swimming is a wimp sport, but I don't see it. We don't get timeouts, in the middle of a race we can't stop and catch our breath, we can't roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we can't ask for a substitution."

~Author Unknown